Just Stay at Home

in my comics this week.

• Cavalier, in two comics in one month? God, I love the New Silver Age!
• Don't let them fool you; all cat-breath is like that.
• Just imagine the Veil on a date with the Phantom Stranger. Blah blah blah blah blah!
• Is that Deadshot's secret motivation? I'm thinking we'll never know.
• The return of Vicki Vale, society reporter sexpot.
• Forget about his powers; God, Superman's got guts! "Your entire societal structure sucks!" It's like in the late '30s, where Superman wasn't The Man, he fought The Man...
• "Eye a fark!" Words to live by.
• Sigh. Why doesn't anyone give me a time-released bottle of champagne?
• Tallulah decides not to wait a second, after all.
• "Well. That was unpleasant."
• Nocturna--? Go figure.
• Even chained and bleeding to death, Cavalier remains a gentleman.
• The Flash Rebirth house ad. I just like looking at it.
• Is that the Monocle, atop the bridge? Didn't he used to be dead?
• What the Artist Guild wears.
• "Come as a stranger, leave as a friend." Or, you know, a corpse.
• The cause of death of Anthony Giancarli... I want a flashback!!!
• The Gotham Gazette gives a good sense of the slow unraveling of Gotham in Batman's absence, rather than just stating it as a fact; I like that.
• Broken and scarred, Jonah Hex is still hella sexy.
• "Moon Supergirl has thwarted our criminal endeavors!"
• Any comic that cold-opens with Phantom Stranger speaking in sententiousness and logo-front is AOK by me!
• Aunt Alura, Super-MILF.
• Strange Adventures does a great job of tying together lots of DC's stray space characters into an interesting read. Besides I got to see more of Rann destroyed, and that's always welcome. Dirty stinkin' Rannies.
• Now that HE's out of the way, can we please put Cavalier back with Killer Moth, where he belongs? Thanks.
• The eloquence of Lena Luthor.
• Is that a super-Corgie? Excellent.
• Tyrone's species bigotry; amen to that, brother!
• Dr. Zimmerman, the Wild West's most avant-garde interior decorator.
• Prince Gavyn's bold deceit.
• I cannot imagine what Bizarro and the Weird are up to together...!?
• Ah... I begin to perceive the Secret Origin of J.E.B. Stuart's ghost...
• I believe in Zod. Almost.
• "There's somethin' bout it that brings a smile ta muh face."
• Disgusting hippies and their disgusting hippy van.
• I will not be satisified until I have the opportunity to leave someone a note that says, "Linger at your own peril." Preferably, a little girl.
• Um... oops. I guess... I guess Killer Moth's available now, too.
• Dan Didio's new line of clothing.
• Hey, once it become clear that Barbara's going to be Batgirl against her breasts got HUGE!
• Kal-El's new guild.
• "Offer ends soon." Supplies are limited!
• And the lesson is... do not make Jonah Hex mad at you.