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Many have informed me that a "Doctor Polaris" made an appearance on Batman: The Brave and the Bold. This was already known to me, as I spend much time each day googling my own name.
I watched eagerly and was mildly disappointed to find my animated doppelganger had very little screen time. My thoughts are thus:
Pros: My entry into the stage was glorious. nothing could be more impressive than magnetically blowing a door off of its hinges. I routinely enter and exit buildings in this fashion.
Additionally, the dialogue was more than suitable. "Fools," I said. "Your bullets are useless against my awesome power to repel." That sounds exactly like something I would say.
Cons: Gold is not magnetic! If those has been blocks of steel that scene would have been plausible and likely. But gold is not magnetic!
Also, I would never wear a helmet that hides my hair. It deserves to be free so that it may be tousled by the wind.
Gold is not magnetic!
Labels: Brave and the Bold, Doctor Polaris