Just Stay at Home

... in my comics this week.

I really liked my comics this week.

• Didn't expect to see Yankee Poodle there, I must confess.
• Hardtime smackdown uglygirl payback.
• "The Story of the Robot That Attacked Me"
• Selina's exit strategy, complete with helpers.
• Ted's notes; marvelous, simply marvelous.
• Jim Harper has a new job.
• So does Zod.
• And Starman.
• The So-Called Guardians of the Universe.
• Heh. Of course the Giant Penny survives. It always survives. God bless Joe Coyne.
• "Is that a family name?" Nice one.
• Funny; I was about to drop Teen Titans. But with this (and I can't believe I'm saying this) Brother Blood issue it seems to have suddenly become twice as interesting.
• Carapax... in two comics this month? Really? That's... wait, really?
• "Flash fact." Wow; that hit me like a punch in the face!
• Oh! So THAT's what explains Sarge Steel's strange behavior; ingenious!
• Another classic Hawkman hissy.
• Prism pellets. Must. Have. Prism pellets!
• "Mercy is a sin."
• Not every day you see Batman's smoldering corpse, you know.
• The Crystal City of Thalarion, by the Golden River, where dwell the Gargareans.
• Always good to see Tula, the original Aqua-Girl, kicking butt.
• It takes a lot to render me speechless. "Call the Queen and tell her to execute Plan 778" succeeded.
• The house ad for Superwoman. Superwoman is the Sensor Girl of the new millenium.
• The color scheme of Dick and Tim's civilian outfits; I haven't seen that done since the Golden Age; thank you Dustin and Derek!
• Herc and Amadeus settle for pizza.
• W-wait... did she just... castrate Felix Faust?!
• "You shall die for your impertinence, insectile swine!" God bless the Masked Marauder.
• Jason does not approve of the New England.
• "Obey Darkseid" is a terrible movie title.
• What the HECK is Jay Garrick doing in that story? With THEM? This just keeps getting more and more interesting!!!
• "Will wonders never cease?"
• Well, of course I guessed Luthor's password. Didn't you?
• Lyle's upgrade.
• Wait... a steampunk upgrade? That's hilarious!
• Sigh. I guess I will always owe Morrison for bringing back real Aquaman, riding a sea-horse, won't I?
• The Prisoner of Wayne Tower.
• Sivana's characteristic "meh" of unimpressibility. Unimpressibility is Sivana's superpower.
• Gold, silver, and bronze costumers; very nice, Gail!
• Billy shares a secret.
• Don't worry, Brainiac will just grow you a new body if something goes wrong!
• I can honestly say that, in all my years reading comics, I've never seen a rhino used quite that way before.
• The Return of the Squid Gang!!!
• I love how Kid Eternity works now.
• OMG, was that ... supersinging? I'm speechless. Again.
• Batcave, indeed. Interesting. Incomprehensible, but interesting.
• "I thought there would be more people not wearing pants."