Just Stay at Home

... in my comics this week.

• The Composite Superman.
• Gay Sex Police Blackmail Naughtiness Fun Time!
• The Composite Superman's "secret identities".
• Inspector Henderson's nose.
• The Composite Superman using his stretching powers on Superman just like he did the first time.
• Now Robin has a real enemy.
• The Composite Superman using his "JLA powers" in ways that recall his original set of powers from the LSH. Elongated Man = Elastic Lad, Firestorm = Element Lad, Atom = Shrinking Violet.
• I just LOVE that Star City hat. MUST get one.
• The Composite Superman doesn't seem to have "super-sewing". He should have had the Spectre help him with that costume.
• Clark Kent wears Old Spice? Hilarious. And permanently disqualifying him as a sexual fantasy.
• You want Hal Jordan to be ... a saint? BWHAHAHA! That's not gonna make it past the Senate Confirmation hearings, particularly if stewardesses are allowed to testify.
• An entire page of the Composite Superman versus Two-Face.
• Why, I'd completely forgotten Agent Liberty!
• The USA NOW headline: Martian Manhunter Captures Human Flame.
• Phantom Stranger in Ollie Queen's bathroom.
• Prof. Ivo created the Composite Superman? Brilliant.
• Supergirl sunbathing.
• Batman's mirror.
• Apparently being a Blue Lantern doesn't make you ineligible for sarcasm.
• "When exactly did you obtain samples of my DNA?" "That's not important right now."
• Starbreaker. God bless you, Len Wein. Starbreaker scared the bejeezus out of me some 35 years ago, and he still does.
• I'm sure Batman had NO idea that would tear him apart. Snicker.
• Even as an object of pity, Sinestro is still a nasty, snotty, bastard.
• "Nobody makes a fool out of Metallo." Well, almost nobody.
• "Behest". Heh.
• Having to wait 17 whole seconds.
• Starbreaker + Shadow Thief + Dr. Light = genius.
• Once again, I thank the artist for remembering that the Giant Penny is dated 1947.
• Whoa, Ulysses! That's one way to deal with sibling rivalry.
• "You're just a walking, talking forensics kit, aren't you?"
• A masterful retelling of the original Starbreaker storyline, particularly the beat-down by Aquaman.
• "Them super-types, always updatin' their costumes...!"
• Hey, Hal Jordan only got possessed twice this month!