Okay, whatever this is, it's clearly the best musical ever.
Broadway lights. Statue of Liberty replica on stage. Nazi stagehands lowering Nazi props... or are they trying to make a Nazisignal?
The Shield ballet-leaping in from the left (as always), while Hangman falls like Tosca. There's even a special solo by Dusty's Starched Cape.
It's like George M. Cohan meets Sound of Music meets the Defenestration Follies of 1940!
Forget all this nonsense with superhero movies. When's The Shield Musical start...?!
