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Why?
Because you can't handle it.
Remember how at the end of Time Bandits, there's that chunk of Pure Evil that evaporates the parents when they touch it? Well, the Showcase Presents Martian Manhunter Vol. 2 is Pure Lunacy. If you buy a copy and drop it in your local reservoir, your city will look like a mass break-out at Arkham Asylum within 72 hours.
- Giant squirrels?
- Flying meter maids?
- Holes in the sky?
- Snakes fighting ferris wheels?
- Bank-robbing genies?
- A tank disguised as a fruit salad?
- Dinosaur gargoyles?
- Mechanical bear weapons?
- The freedom rings of doom?
- The evil, sentient orchestra instruments?
You are not ready for the Showcase Presents Martian Manhunter Vol. 2.
But you may need to get ready...
