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So, according to Ted Long, what is the next in
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Well, having established his credentials and good faith, Ted was advising us on make-up strategy.
Ted's clients have included Batman, Robert Beltran, and George C. Scott.
I learned this one the hard way. Tried to cover Roy's bloodstains on the carpet with concealer. Even the DC cops figured that one out. Thank goodness for nullification votes.
Remember, covering up is for the pros in the studios-- especially those working with Barbara Walters. Makeup is making the best of highlights and shadows (or simply staying out of the former and in the latter, if you're Barbara Walters)...
Never use soap. Never. It could clog your pores resulting in pimples and blackheads.
What to use instead of soap? There are many options.
A strigil.
Hydrochloric acid.
Radium.
Remember, teens; scar tissue is immune to acne!
Sometimes this is easier said than done!
But the most important thing to remember is:
DO NOT LET DAVID MAZZUCHELLI DRAW YOU!
