Just Stay at Home

in my comics this week.

• "Well, it's a perfect mess, now." Monarch has a sense of humor!
• Brains versus brawn.
• "You gonna give him a kiss oR just go through his pockets?" Oh, Joker, you irreverent wag!
• Nice silent Sinestro cameo.
• The future JLA is composed of Legion rejects? So funny, on so many levels. And sad.
• More dead New Gods! YAY! If they made Fatheads of the dead New Gods, I think I'd buy them.
• Brainiac 5, still wearing that horrid magenta jumper with yellow boots; thank goodness!
• Hal's birds. Who says Hal's not witty? Oh, wait; I do.
• I just LOVE the Source's new outfit. Very populux.
• Ah, the Guardians never learn, do they? The Alpha Lanterns do NOT inspire confidence!
• Is Brainiac 5 also a descendent of Fonzie?
• I'm glad Batman doesn't seem to know what's going on in his own book, because neither do I.
  
• You have to love that one of the steps of Brainy's latest plan is, "Become dictator of my home planet."
• I'm enjoying the UP versus Earth xenophobia storyline in Action, because it reminds me of the White Triangle storyline from the first Waid Legion.
• You did notice those Black Hand symbols in the Guardian's eyes, didn't you? That would be a bad sign... .
• Tusker? Storm-Boy? Golden boy? Eyeful frickin' Ethel? Did DC hire Blockade Boy as a ghost-writer?
• As I always suspected, the New Gods are just the mushrooms that grew up on the corpses of the REAL gods.
• Oh, my god. Earth-Man is, essentially, the Composite Superman. Fabulous.
  
• I got the Batman & The Outsiders Showcase. If you think I hated Halo and Geo-Force before, you ain't seen nothing yet.
• C'mon; give Crane the ring! At least for a week or two!
• Whoa; crabby Scott Free is even worse than crabby Aquaman.
• Yera Allon; yay!
• NO. Not "swear us the chosen"; regardless of sequence, the case of the subject remain nominative. it needs to be "swear we the chosen". Now.
• There seems to be an epidemic of "King Lear poses" among villains. Darkseid, sit up or just buy a recliner!