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Well, yes, all this Wind Pirate nonsense is very interesting but the re--
JULIUS H. SCHWARTZ,
WHAT THE FLYING FOO-HA IS THAT?
If Jack Kirby and Jim Steranko had a baby,
that's pretty much what it would look like. At birth.
Oh, silly me. That's the Wind Pirate's ship. With a big Kirby Cube. You know, I could swear one of my elder brothers had a black light poster like that.
Wait, what's that he's saying?
"MORE POWER! I WANT THE WORLD TO TREMBLE! NATIONS REDUCED TO HYSTERIA! ONLY WHEN THE EARTH IS IN A STATE OF TOTAL CHAOS WILL THE MOMENT BE RIPE FOR PLUNDER!"
What a silver-tongued devil the Wind Pirate is! Now wonder Bosun is in love. By the way, if you didn't know a moment could be plundered, well, you learned it here first. Really, some clever writer needs to bring back the Wind Pirate and put him on into a villainous Stentorian League with Dr. Domino, Dr. Polaris, and Sunspot. Oh, and Solomon Grundy, just for laughs. Nah, scratch that; a clever writer could never do the dialog.
Anyway, where's the real threat in this story? What's become of Jean Loring's brain?!
Oh, that!
Well, Captain Comet did the only humane thing....
He shoved his fingers in Jean Loring's brain and killed her.
Gee, if only someone had done the same thing to T.O. Morrow's other abductee, the Meanest Woman Alive, Iris West.
Oh, wait; that's right...
Someone did.
P.S. Just kidding! As if that goober Captain Comet could possible stop Jean Loring's brain! It will return in the next episode of...
THE ATTACK OF JEAN LORING'S BRAIN!!!!
