10 cover signs you are losing control of your comic book.
Some guy dressed like Batman gets a more dramatic entrance.
Instead of fighting bizarrely garbed freaks you're fighting slow-moving extras from the Sound of Music.
Your sidekick looks bored silly and disgusted with it all.
You're not Aquaman, but you're still guarding submarines.
Your opponents don't outnumber you.
The artist feels the need to draw motion lines.
You keep forgetting to point your toes.
The text warns criminals about the guy dressed like Batman, instead of you.
Your main activity is falling.
