Just Stay at Home

in my comics this week.

• That in Metropolis guards discuss existentialism.
• Leland McCauley? Really? That's... very strange. But just a coincidence, I'm sure.
• Batman teams up with the Haunted Tank.
• Hal Jordan, disarmed.
• That Vixen, Firestorm, and Green Lantern were the ones to confront Hardware.
• "Seems like twenty years ago but it really wasn't." Heh.
• I have a feeling we should recognize some of those people at the party, looking at us. Do you?
• The truth about Tom.
• Sinestro, on love.
• The Shield, and Static, on the big screens.
• Thank you for remembering what Vicki Vale originally was: a photojournalist who suspected Batman's secret identity. And a scantily-clad sexpot.
• Kung pow!
• The Queen of Fables' favorite drink.
• "Luciphage". Nice.
• I trust you, Todd!
• The Shield still lives in D.C.
• Why Mon-El's powers keep winking out, which is perfectly consistent with why Superman was never able to cure lead poisoning.
• Leslie's bodyguard.
• Now, there's the missing member of the original Justice Society!
• Batman, on book burning.
• Yes, Courtney; Albert is dense. How could you not have noticed?