Just Stay at Home

... in my comics this week.

• Black Adam needs a trip to Mattress Discounters.
• Manhunter + Blue Beetle = Great Happiness.
• "I don't need a translator." Mr. Terrific and Amazing Man are my new favorite comic book comedy duo!
• Nightwing fighting fire with fire.
• Jonah Hex versus One of Those Women From Love & Rockets.
• Hey, I guess it's the modern "Mystery Analysts of Gotham"!
• Ryan Choi was particularly disarming this month.
• Finally getting to see Damage's face. Sigh!
  
• Ramsey's great-grandparents.
• The giant octopus that doesn't do anything.
• Now we know where the spooky lighting is coming from in DC's latest series of house ads.
• Nick, isn't that gun a bit extreme, even for you?
• The Atomic Skull taking a face-plant into wet cement.
• Detective Comics being full of detectives and detecting.
• Esteban's insightful and cogent explanation of the appeal of bullfighting (and most reality tv progamming).
• LOTS of neck-snapping in Secret Invasion! Sigh; I guess you need to read DC if you want a decent decapitation... .
• Jonah puts up with a lot of bull.
• Jarvis's polite request.
• Having Nightwing fight an old Black Condor foe? Ingenious!
• "I'm a giant sea monster of the depths. It's what I do."
• Batman in a Chat Room.
• Dr. Choi's savior. Both of them, really.
• Dylan receives a package, and all that it implies. Shudder.
• Concerning the House Ad for Uncanny X-Men #500: so, do all of Marvel's female characters seem like drag queens, or what?
• Nightwing doing snappy patter during fight scenes... in his head. Why aren't you reading Nightwing, people?
• Todd Rice flying a helicopter makes me hot. Or doing anything else, really.
  
• House of Mystery = the new Sandman.
• Kr'ali Stark...?!
• Fabulous two-page synopsis of Manhunter-so-far.
• "I heard they were developing her for HBO." Priceless!
  
• Batman can't save everyone, particularly not from themselves.
• "This one's on me." Oh, Jonah, you slay me (and most of your supporting cast!).