Just Stay at Home

in my comics this week.

• Which was better: Hal getting konked by a piece of jewelry or Catwoman kicking him in the face?
• Hey; the Supermobile!
• "I see a hospital that's not going to destroy itself!" Priceless!
• The unbroken cigar. Nice touch, Will Pfeiffer.
• The best comic you probably won't buy this week.
  
• "Can I touch your cape?" Adorable!
• I really want to see a Two-Face/The Source team-up in Brave & the Bold.
• Ah. The Return of Maxie Zeus. Bravo, Mr. Dixon.
• Wow! Now THAT is Kanjar Ro.
• Falling asleep on a date is pretty hardcore; particularly when you're on a rollercoaster.
• Yeah, well, I've see enough of you, too, Metron.
• Making popcorn? Oh, you're a smooth one, Tim.
• The Ten-Cent Plague: have you read it?
  
• So, that's what Ultraman is afraid of; that's amusing.
• I appreciate MacDuffie's cleverness in reversing Meltzer's over-obvious set-up of "Hawkgirl will break Red Arrow's heart."
• Infinity Inc.
  
• Superman, Jack Bauer, and all the kids from Hogwarts.
• "Is Anaxagoras your lawyer?" Oh, ye gods, I almost fell out of my chair laughing... .
• Black Canary-in-a-box.
• Superbreath. They always forget about the superbreath.
  
• A shark-shaped submarine. Villains should always own thematically decorated submarines.
• Aquaman defeats Amazo. Elegantly, I might add.
• If Dan Garrett's recent appearance leave you with a hankering to see some original Blue Beetle stories... well, Mallet can cure of that right away!
  
• That's one piece of jewelry I want to see the Catwoman steal for real.
  
• So, wait; are Commander Flag and Roy Harper twins separated at birth? By a decade? Time for some fanfic!
• Chuck Dixon; what's your opinion?
  
• Darkseid! Looking hot! Are you doing Jennie Craig? Call me...
  
• I really enjoy the art in Robin.
  
• Aw, darn... I was kind of hoping the Godkiller would turn out to be Jean Loring, wielding a cosmic-powered cigarette stand.
• That'll do it; appearances by Steve Lombard are now acceptable as long as his wrist gets broken.
• The Jester League of America? This is automatically this best comic book I will read in June.
  
• Arrow in the butt. Not enough of that in comics, I say. And, no, I don't mean Roy.