Just Stay at Home

in my comics this week.

• "Think clean thoughts, chum." Just as funny now as it was in 1985. If you're not reading Nightwing, you're missing out, folks.
• The All-New Atom perfectly synopsizes superhero comics, in two panels.
• "Who are we fighting?" Slowly, but surely, I'm beginning to love Donna Troy/Wonder Girl.
• "Holy crow!" Robin needs to say that more. We all do.
• I hope that if the time ever comes when I see the word "UNCOOL" burning on the ground, I'll know what to do... .
• I know that when Ray said this, it wasn't supposed to be hilarious... "The nanoverse, the multiverse, and now Apokolips. No matter how bizarre my life gets, all I can think about is ... Jean." Even for Ray, Jean represents all the crazy-bad in the world!
• "We are the Justice League because it's the right thing to be."
• Even mountain goats don't know what to make of Aqualad's Girly Shrieking (tm). Of course, this is the first time you can't actually blame him for screaming...!
• Red Lantern. Holy crow, they've managed to get me hooked on the Green Lantern Corps...!
• Remember my post where I said no one quite knows where to triangulate Wonder Woman? I was wrong. Darwin Cooke does.
• Thank you, Jason Todd, for being the one hero conscious of the need for traffic safety.
• Batman's empathy for Blue Beetle and Booster Gold in JLU was one of the best bits of characterization all month.
• "SUBMISSION OF NICOLE EGGERT!" Indeed.
  
• I think I just stared for five minutes at the beauty of the house ad in New Frontier. I hope it's for real ... .
• Wonder Girl crying? Very funny. Aqualad, while Wonder Girl's crying? Hilarious.
• Ryan Choi enlarging one of his killer blood cells to the size of a VW. It's just the kind of thing a good comic book scientist is supposed to do.
• Wonder Woman's "bra burning".
• After the Teen Titans take down Green Arrow, the Flash, Aquaman, and Wonder Woman, Batman single-handedly beats the snot out of them.
• "Bromophobe." Schwartz help me, I almost didn't hate Panda this month...!
• Jonah Hex looked really hot this month. Er, from the neck down, anyway.
• Robin the Boy Wonder carries a bat-handkerchief? Of course he does!
• Ray Palmer hiding on the Heroclix Board of Doom.
• The Demolition Team. I never thought I'd enjoy seeing the Demolition Team.
• "Robin's cool." Yes, Aqualad; yes, he is.
  
• "Please... my kidneys." Okay, Darwin Cooke is my new favorite humorist.
• Wait... there's a gigantic metal statue of a PISTOL at the UN? That's hilarious! Particularly when there's a knot in the barrell.
• The answer to "why Jimmy Olsen?"; simple and elegant.
• So Robin starts out to bust a gang of hotrodders and winds up saving the President's life? That's our Boy Wonder!