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Because Magnus knows how to handle Marvel characters.

Because Magnus isn't afraid to admit he colors his hair.

Because Magnus would never let Christian Siriano dress him.

Because Magnus inspires gay youth to accept themselves and to allow their hairdos to exceed the boundaries of their panel layout.

Because Magnus knows better than to trust his vehicle to a Romanian spare parts company.

Because Magnus isn't threatened by the occasional use of props, toys, and scenarios.

Because Magnus can karate-chop a steel board while wearing nothing but a pink pillowcase.


And make it look good.

Because Magnus manages to catch the last Metro home even while wearing his cowboy boots.

Because Magnus knows how to really embarrass you when you're late.

Because knew not to get involved in Iraq.

Because Magnus isn't embarrassed to pick up his crazy gay uncle at the hairdresser's.

Because even Magnus is impressed by how good he is.

Because Magnus defies conventional panel layout.


As does his hair.

I mean, really; what did YOU accomplish today?

Plus, he's more modest about it.

Because he's so tough that mere humans will not satisfy his B&D/S&M desires, and he must program robots who know how he likes it.

Because Magnus was not fooled by the Bush Administration.

Because, unlike you, Magnus is not afraid to wear his Saturn Girl costume on the way to ComicCon.

Because Magnus invented square, color-coordinated speech. Seven years before Meltzer was even born. And coordinated it with his eyes.