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Do you think Starman is dependent on the gravity rod?
"I-- I swear, Doris: this has never happened to me before!"
You know, if this were anyone else, I'd say that sounded almost like... panic. But it can't be panic, because that's Starman. So it must be... DRAMA!We're talking about the Golden Age Starman, the hero who once defended himself against a bear by hitting it with a tiger. Starman doesn't need the gravity rod to beat the crap out of you. He'll do it with whatever objects happen to be lying around. And the more embarrassing they are the better (like Aquaman, Starman knows that it is not enough to merely defeat criminals; you must publically humiliate them).
The mundane!
"You cowardly rats have no understanding of conversational grouping!"The desperately punful! 
The usual weapon in unusual ways!
I can't recall ever seeing a hero bounce a gun off someone's face before.It's delightfully disrespectful.
The sonorous!
Do you have any idea what one of those costs? You can tell Ted's really rich.The childish!
Whenever anyone at Joliet asked Charlie how Starman defeated him,
he'd lie and say he was hit with a tiger.
Whenever anyone at Joliet asked Charlie how Starman defeated him,he'd lie and say he was hit with a tiger.
The artistic!
Ted-- don't quit your day job.
Ted-- don't quit your day job. The ironic!
Starman uses a magnifying glass to burn some young O'Dares, like the ants they are.
