Just Stay at Home

... in my comics this week.

• Xanshi as the anti-Mogo.
• Happy Magic Fun Swordgirl.
• Tiger Moth. Really? Tiger Moth. That's... amazing. Big points to the few of you who know who she is, without looking it up.
• Ouch. When RPG doesn't mean 'role playing game'.
• Hm. Musical notation is clearly very different on New Earth than it is here.
• The Shield's origin was very efficient!
• Fate's bluff.
• "This would be a good time to start climbing down the mountain."
• Sigh. Metropolis is so beautiful from above.
• I'm thirsty for some Atlantean mold samples.
• What happens to the grandfather clock.
• Carol Ferris, a pilot herself, resists autopilot. You go, Carol.
• Ah ha. The source of the 'Speed Force'. Clever. As usual!
• Have you ever noticed that heroes always, but always, fly past national landmarks? Is that, you know, in the flight plan?
• Okay. Monster Men like Batwoman. That was... unexpected.
• Thank you, J. Torres, for fleshing out the Great Ten, yet another of Grant Morrison's throwaway ideas.
• A free Mister Colon Cleanser!!!!
• "A boring lab rat was romanticized into the most selfless hero of his time."
• I want to re-position Jimmy Olsen's bookcase so badly, I can just taste it.
• LOL, the return of D-Bomb!
• Mattoon? As in the Mad Gasser of Mattoon? That's... really odd.
• So, who is that man suntanning on a mound of skulls?
• The Periodic Table of Deathtraps.
• I like Tom Tresser more and more.
• Um... well, whatever "Prof. Pyg" was, I won't miss him. Just another excuse for Morrison to write free-association dadaesque dialog, I'll wager.
• Sinestro's humiliating construct. That's just mean, even for Sinestro.
• Kate's outfit at the ball.
• Well, you can't blame Mammoth for that, now, can you?
• OOOooooo, Wildcat versus Magog, battle of the tongues.
• Why Max skipped through time. Oh, Geoff, you can make anything make sense in this crazy mixed-up world of ours! And you're dreamy.
  
• The Web working on behalf of the Shield. And, ah ha... the Inferno connection. And Dr. Dickering. Why, it's all one big Red Circle, isn't it?
• Wait, are we going to see Aquaman versus a dinosaur?
• "Did you just say... humble?" Batman really is a funny guy. Learned it from Alfred, I think.
• You know, being drugged and locked in the trunk of sinking car is just the sort of thing that does happen to the Question.
• Jimmy shows up. Slightly late.
• The charming understatement that Hal & Carol aren't "like Barry & Iris or Lois & Clark."
• Maggie's outfit at the ball. I laughed out loud.
• If Doctor Domino is not behind all of this, I will be sorely disappointed. As usual.
• "Greetings, fearful leader." I tell ya, these Black Lanterns have a wicked sense of humor!
• I like that Batwoman calls her father 'sir'.
• Good for you, Eddie Bloomberg.
• Even he calls him "Mr. Garrick".
  
• Krypto versus Hootie.
• Okay, I give up; I have no idea what H.S. stands for.
• Now, that is classic crazy comic booky Silver Age science; thanks, Geoff!
• I fully expect indie bands named 'Blume of Bobba' and "Glomulus of Poppo' within a year or two.
• Bette is her cousin? Oh, it's all so perfect.
• Of course that's what the Calculator wants Kid Eternity for. How stupid of me.
• Thanks, James, for remembering Odd Man and where he lives.
• Let's all try to remember that Dr. Fate does have an M.D., you know.
• Agent Orange finally discovers something he doesn't want.
• Jimmy uses his watch. Slightly late.
• Prof. Thawne untangles some knots.